She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.