She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.