Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.