I Can't Tell You His Age, But

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!