Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.