My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!