My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?