An Adult Western Is Where The Hero

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.