She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.