She Wanted An Italian Sports Car -

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.