Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.