Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?