In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.