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Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.