In Washington, A Man Gets Up To

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?