I Just Filled Out My Income Tax

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!