My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.