My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.