Our Tree Was So Puny We Used

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.