For Lack Of A Better Term, They've

I'm Not One Of These Actors Who Feels A Pressing Need To Direct, And I Have No Plans To Do It.

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

When He Realized Who He'd Pulled Over, The Policeman Shook His Head In Disbelief. He Told Me Of All People I Should Know Better. He Gave Me A Real Dressing Down, But Let Me Go.

I Always Liked The Smell Of A Smoke-filled Room. I Think It's A Good Smell.

I Was So Emotional. Choked Up. I Could Hardly Talk All Day. I'll Be Cleaning Out My Trailer And Saying Goodbye Soon, Realizing What A Wonderful Experience This Has Been.