For Me, The Best Rock Is Not

Here's How I Understand Music. If You Can Play The Same Bunch Of Noise Twice, It's Music. To Go Beyond That Is Supercilious And Pontificating.

You Know, I've Been To Some Superstars' Houses, And I've Been Really Disgusted When I See Their Platinum Discs Hanging In The Toilet. They're Just There On The Walls Glaring At You When You're Trying To Be Occupied With Other Things.

I Like Lime-flavoured Yoghurt. The End. There Is No Religion. It’s A Man-made Fabrication. Once You Understand That, You’ll Be A Happier Individual. Atheism Is As Pointless As Satanism.

I've Always Strived To Maintain A Very Healthy, Friendly Working Situation, And Lo And Behold, It Only Took Forty Years, So The Next Sixty Are Looking Bright. You're Dealing With Human Beings On The Cutting Edge, And There's Bound To Be Tension. You Have To Be Make Room For That, And You Can't Be Too Unreasonable, Because That's Everybody Else's Role.

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.