If I'm Left To My Own Devices,

Obama's Dense As A Doorbell; Not Much Going On Up There - It's A Wooden Top.

Love Is 2 Minutes And 52 Seconds Of Squelching Noises.

Music Can Describe Emotions Far More Accurately Than Words Ever Can. As Soon As I Realised That, I Knew Music Was Where I Wanted To Be.

You Can't Arrest Me, I'm A Rockstar.

People Don't Like Other Poor People, And Rather Than Blame The People That Make You All Poor, You Blame Each Other.