The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.