For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.