For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Without Love It Is Like Having A Good Song Without An Audience.