For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!