For The Record, I Am Not A

Work Is Like The Rest Of Life. The Best Parts Are Free.

I Hated My Work. It Never Seemed To Me To Be What I Should Be Doing.

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.