For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

Take The Time To Make Some Sense For What You Wanna Say, And Cast Your Words Away Upon The Waves. Sail Them Home With Acquiesce On A Ship Of Hope Today, And As They Land Upon The Shore, Tell Them Not To Fear No More. I'm Not Saying Right Is Wrong, It's Up To Us To Make The Best Of All The Things That Come Our Way. Cos' Everything That's Been Has Past, The Answers In The Looking Glass. There's Four And Twenty Million Doors On Life's Endless Corridor, So Say It Loud And Sing It Proud Today.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

Great Music Is In The Ear Of The Beholder.