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A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.

The Creed Of The Inland Revenue Is Simple: "if We Can Bring One Little Smile To One Little Face Today, Then Somebody's Slipped Up Somewhere."

When A Man Is Tired Of New York He Is Tired Of Work. And Thought. And Cheesecake.

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Vote Labor And You Build Castles In The Air. Vote Conservative And You Can Live In Them.