Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I

I've Never Walked Off Stage And Said, I Shouldn't Have Done That. Because When You Do What I Do, You're Like A Fighter. You Throw The Right Hand And Say, That's What Got Me To This Dance. You Can't Have Doubt. If You Have Doubt, There's No Show.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.