Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

I'm Not Addicted To Cocaine. I Just Like The Way It Smells.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

I Just Don't Want To Die Alone, That's All. That's Not Too Much To Ask For, Is It It Would Be Nice To Have Someone Care About Me, For Who I Am, Not About My Wallet.

Movies Are Movies, And I Don't Think Any Of Them Are Going To Hurt The Moral Fiber Of America And All That Nonsense.