Why Get Killed When You Can Run

Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't Have Time.

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.