Funny Is Funny Is Funny.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

I Feel More Comfortable In Comedy.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.

Jack Benny Was, Without A Doubt, The Bravest Comedian I Have Ever Seen Work. He Wasn't Afraid Of Silence. He Would Take As Long As It Took To Tell The Story.