Humor's A Weapon If You Want To

The Best Advice I Could Give Someone Trying To Get Into The Comedy Field Is To Take Advantage Of Every Opportunity You Have To Work To Hone Your Skills.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

Television Series Are Like The Stock Market. There's Room For Bears And Bulls But No Room For Pigs.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

It's Getting Harder And Harder To Differentiate Between Schizophrenics And People Talking On A Cell Phone. It Still Brings Me Up Short To Walk By Somebody Who Appears To Be Talking To Themselves.