I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To

The Best Advice I Could Give Someone Trying To Get Into The Comedy Field Is To Take Advantage Of Every Opportunity You Have To Work To Hone Your Skills.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

Well, If You’re A Native Chicagoan, You Know How Dumb He [dr. Robert Hartley] Is. He Gets On The Ravenswood El, He Goes Past His Stop On Sheridan Road, He Gets Off In Evanston, Where The El Is On The Ground, And Then He Walks Back 55 Blocks To His Apartment. Now, Would You Want To Have That Man As A Psychologist? A Man Who Misses His Stop Every Day?

I'm Most Proud Of The Longevity Of My Marriage, My Kids, And My Grandchildren. If You Don't Have That, You Really Don't Have Very Much.

I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think Laughter Is The Secret.