I've Done More Than I Thought I

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

There's Gratification In Making Somebody Laugh. It's A Wonderful Sound. I Find Myself, To This Day, Doing It, Wanting To Make People Laugh.

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

I've Been Told To Speed Up My Delivery When I Perform. But If I Lose The Stammer, I'm Just Another Slightly Amusing Accountant.