If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

When People Say "it's Always The Last Place You Look". Of Course It Is. Why Would You Keep Looking After You've Found It?

Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main Cause Of Forest Fires!