Save The Trees? Trees Are The Main

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.