George Burns, What A Man. He Read

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

Lot, Who Said To His Wife As She Was Being Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt, Stop Shaking! Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.