Maid Marion, Who Said To Robin Hood,

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

Saint Christopher, Who Said, Where Can I Get A Frank Sinatra Medal? Never Got A Dinner!