Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun.

If You're Going To Act And Do This For A Living, You Want To Play Something That The Audience Didn't Expect.

I'm A Member Of The Academy, But I Don't Know Who All The Other Academy Members Are. It's Not Like A Politician Who Knows Who Is In The Iowa Caucus.

I've Done Performances In Movies That I Was Immensely Proud Of And The Movies Didn't Take Off Like A Rocket At Cape Canaveral, It Didn't Take Off.

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

I Don't Want To Get Close To People Who Have Secrets That I Don't Know About.