Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.

You Know, When Cameras Are Rolling, Improvisation Doesn't Feel Natural. The Pressure Is Too Great. You're On A Time Schedule. You've Got 60 Crewmen.

I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally, And It Got Bigger Than I Wanted It To.

Fear Is Like A Giant Fog. It Sits On Your Brain And Blocks Everything - Real Feelings, True Happiness, Real Joy. They Can't Get Through That Fog. But You Lift It, And Buddy, You're In For The Ride Of Your Life.