Give Her A Day, And Then In

In Politics Practically Everything You Hear Is Scandal, And Besides, The Funny Thing Is That The Things They Are Whispering Ain't Half Has Bad As The Things They Have Been Saying Right Out Loud.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.