God Bless America. And No Place Else.

There's Not One Reference In That Thing That Doesn't Play. People Deal With Emotions In Music All The Time, But Comedians Are Always Talking About What They See. But We Seldom Talk About What We Feel.

Everything's Funny - In The Right Context And Done By The Right Person.

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

Charlie Brown Is The One Person I Identify With. C.b. Is Such A Loser. He Wasn't Even The Star Of His Own Halloween Special.