God Has His Plans And His Reasons.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

I Always Wanted To Be Loved.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.

I'm Short And I Have A Big Appetite. I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little. It's The Same With Anything I Do. It's Very Hard For Me To Love A Little, Have Sex A Little, To Eat A Little. I Like To Do Everything, And I Like To Do It All The Way That I Want To Do It.

I Have A Strict Policy That Nobody Cries Alone In My Presence.