God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.