God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.