God Is Like A Shitty Girlfriend.

All These Words We Use, Anybody Can Be A Genius Now. It Used To Be You Had To Have A Thought No One Ever Had Before Or You Had To Invent A Number. Now, It’s Like, “hey, I’ve Got A Cup In Case We Need Another Cup.” “dude, You’re A Genius!”

Pushing The Envelope' Sort Of Implies That You're Inside The Envelope With Everyone Else, And You're Trying To Find The Edges On The Outsides.

Maybe God Is An Asshole...of Course Not, He's Not An Asshole, He's Imaginary.

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

You Need To Build An Ability To Just Be Yourself, And Not Be Doing Something.