God's Children And Their Happiness Are My

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.