God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.