Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

When You're In Professional Sports, Winning Is The Only Thing That Matters.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

What Are We At The Park For Except To Win? I'd Trip My Mother. I'd Help Her Up, Brusher Her Off, Tell Her I'm Sorry. But Mother Don't Make It To Third.