Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.