God Will Protect Us, But To Make

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.