I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.