I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.