The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.