You Don't Have To Be Naked To

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.