Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can

Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured With A Golf Club In Your Hands.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.

Golf Is A Game That Creates Emotions That Sometimes Cannot Be Sustained With The Club Still In One's Hand.

I Never Learned Anything From A Match That I Won.