Golf Is The Only Game I Know

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.

The Moment The Average Golfer Attempts To Play From Long Grass Or A Bunker Or From A Difficult Lie Of Any Kind, He Becomes A Digger Instead Of A Swinger.

You Swing Your Best When You Have The Fewest Things To Think About.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.