Golf Is Like Solitaire. When You Cheat,

From Its Earliest Beginnings, Golf Has Been A Gentleman's Game - To Be Played As Much For The Sake Of The Game As For The Contest.

The Man Who Runs From His Office To The Golf Club, Gulps A Sandwich, Belches And Races To The First Tee Has No Business Howling In Anguish When He Puts His First Two Shots In The Woods, Then Tops A 3-iron Shot Into The Pond.

In Choosing A Partner, Always Pick The Optimist.

Let's See, I Think I Right Now I'm Third In The Money-winning And First In Money-spending.

The Best Advice I Can Give For Playing A Ball Out Of Water Is - Don't.