Golf Is The Most Fun You Can

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.